Funny Good Friday 2019 Pictures, Jokes | Good Friday Poems for Kids: We have shared some jokes below with you that revolves around the social media every year and capture the attention of the masses. Good Friday 2019 jokes must be such that they do not target a specific ethnic group because that would be against the teachings of Jesus.
Good Friday 2019 Jokes
Turns out it won’t be Good Friday after all, It will be a great one. The above joke was insensitive and should not be used anywhere because it hurts the feelings of mothers-in-law everywhere. Some Goof Friday Jokes and funny messages that you can share with people on your social media.
Funny Good Friday 2019 Pictures
A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Good Friday?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Good Friday 2019 Poems for Kids
An Irish priest is driving down to New York for service on Good Friday 2019 and is stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!
“Hi, honey,” Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. “How was your day?
“I can’t believe it,” Brenda said. “It looks like our bank is in trouble.”
“What?” Eddie asked.
“It’s closing at the end of the week,” Brenda replied.
That can’t be right,” Eddie said. “It’s a national bank!”
“Well it’s true,” Brenda came back. “I have seen the sign in the window.”
“What sign?” Eddie asked.
“Drive passed the bank and you’ll see,” Brenda replied. Eddie headed in the direction of the bank.
“Right there,” Brenda said as they drove by the bank. “See the sign? It says, ‘We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!’ “